kinokorin:

「butt pudding」

I literally think about this daily

adrians1:

what the fuck is going on in adventure time anymore

rapbattles:

*begins to rap anxiously in the middle of an exam*

mihaelkeehling:

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

buttsarenice:

the best scene in cinematic history lbr

❝ Everything I love has either ruined me or watched as I ruined it instead. ❞
❝ Writers end up writing about their obsessions. Things that haunt them; things they can’t forget; stories they carry in their bodies waiting to be released. ❞

frisky-styles:

wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds

I’m laughing so hard omfg

padalikey:

endeofblood:

voldemortcalmlypooping:

voldemortcalmlypooping:

what the fuck even is my sexuality: the musical

starring me

including great hits such as

oh no he’s hot

oh shit she’s hot too

why is everyone hot

and everyone’s favorite

how did i used to think i was straight?

bonus track
I can’t tell what that person over there identifies as and now I’m confused but slightly aroused

with the big finale

I dont even care anymore just have sex with me

toothteeth:

nigga u gon die today

bonnie-bug:

“New year, new me,” I say, laughing to my friends. Suddenly, I throw my arms out, golden light erupting from my hands and face. I scream in agony as every single cell in my body is rewritten, atom by atom. Abruptly, the light show ends and I drop my arms, coughing out a golden trail of residual energy. I am completely made new. 

I am a Time Lord.

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